Porto: How and Why They Rock My World
Here is the weblink for Porto, who I reviewed/enjoyed in this past week's column. Might I add that I had an awesome discussion about music with their guitarist Justin; and that their bassist, despite his metal looks, is the nicest dude in the world?
http://www.portomusic.com/v1.1/
Also, here is a video (pardon the shitty sound -- Best Buy is working on fixing that as we speak) of Porto totally rocking out the last portion of the last song of their set. Note that they rocked so hard that something in Stacey's mic actually broke!
Here's the Rapidshare link (you have to jump through a hoop or two, but hey, it's free hosting):
http://rapidshare.de/files/12588548/MVI_6306.AVI.html
1 comment:
the scene? whaddabout the scene? how about the two hand tapping non-tablature guitar blazin' kick in the scrote scene? you read music? no, course not.
what about that, "johnny cakes?" more like johnny cupcakes if you ask me. i seen your sugary shows (barely music, if you ask me, and you did by default of using this blog). do you still write silly things on your ass? huh, while your reading Plato trying to find the secrets of the ancient universe, i'm searing off the ears of NYC's finest club-goers, dude, with a kick ass nut-bustin' two hand tapping guitar solo!!!!! the scene is alive and it's dead. i exhume the spirit of Randy Rhoads' fingers with every lick - but with a modern, original and highly complicated rhythm scheme incapable of being imitated. so don't even try it, rocky horror. keep writing marginally erotic nietzche rhetoric in sandskrit all over those supple buttocks of yours. leave the rockin' to me and you'll see just how much creamy frosting my PRS will spread all over your confectionary music.
all's i'm sayin' is you needs a gimmick, bro. pronto!
- j-rockin' super magic soloing two hand style maniac machine, six strings sometimes twelve, always humbuckin' this shiznit.
ps- MYSPACE is produced by racist aliens from Uranus and needs to be boycotted as soon as possible. serious, look at the facts: do you really want to support a proto-art-deco constructivist merengue architype suture cult? i didn't think so.
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