The Terrifying Haunted Graveyard of Wandering Dead Record Reviews

AAAAAHHHH!

Ahem.

Well, as you may or may not know, being a freelancer, I occasionally generate stuff that for one reason or another never gets printed. Sometimes it falls through the cracks; sometimes there's not enough room in the publication; sometimes the tone or content just doesn't jive with the rest of the publication's material. For whatever reason, I end up sitting on pieces -- usually record reviews.

What I'm going to do is toss them up here for your reading pleasure. The releases they cover are a little old, but they're still worth checking out. Let's start with one from The Kills.


The Kills

No Wow

(RCA/Rough Trade)

If you took away PJ Harvey’s antidepressants, she might make an album like No Wow. It’s the darkest, evilest non-metal album I’ve heard in a long time. Thing is, it’s sexy. Doubly so when you count the fact that it’s made by a boy-girl duo that’s more Jolie-and-Pitt than Jack and Meg White. Chalk it up to VV’s feline vocals (which may be too Harvey-esque for some, but hey, it’s not like she has much of a choice). Underneath, Hotel’s gritty guitar sounds like an overdriven bluesman. They use a drum machine for their rhythms, but they know how to make it sound driving and organic. Head-nodding, raunchy, slanky electro-pop.

The Afro-Semitic Experience

... kicks ass.

I wrote a review of their latest CD, Plea for Peace, a little while back, but it's not going to run in The Advocate -- so enjoy it here!

You can find more info about ASE at bassist David Chevan's website: http://chevan.addr.com/




The Afro-Semitic Experience
Plea for Peace
(Reckless DC Music)

I’ve had a while to sit on ASE’s latest LP—and that’s a good thing, because Plea for Peace raises a bevy of questions. At the top of the list was whether or not the intersection between African and Jewish musical traditions was fertile enough to merit a fourth ASE album. Were these cats really on to something, or was it merely a gimmick that would expire if one ceased to consider the band’s name, the players’ races and religions? The album’s title felt fraught as well—especially in this time of international conflict. How would a “plea for peace” translate musically? And would that plea be clear to the average listener without forcing them to consult Cliff’s Notes on the connotations behind each piece?

Two facts become apparent after repeat listens. First, the playing on the album is immensely skilled, and, in its best moments, infectiously joyous. Second, between the disc’s ultra-hi-fi production and the spotless, over-rehearsed feel of the pieces, the first half of Plea for Peace retains a scholarly inflexibility, suggesting that this musical Voltron may find its origin in academic junctures, rather than organic ones. I found myself thinking the whole endeavor might be more aptly (if less poetically) titled Plea for Cooperation, since, by a stroke of Orwellian logic, the stuffy, unilateral peace suggested in the first tracks is just as creepy as unilateral war (if not more so).

But the theme of peace as a living, tenable concept finally rings true beginning with track 5—the sonorous “Introduction to A Song for When the Temple is Rebuilt.” Not coincidentally, this track features the album’s first musical acknowledgement of malice. With the introduction of an antagonist, peace—hitherto abject and abstract—springs to life full of pathos and rugged desire. The “Song” that follows offers substantive suggestions for conflict resolution. The track’s reliance on a hand percussion backbeat, rather than a traditional jazz drumkit, suggests that the work of “rebuilding” is human, practical, graspable. And Stacy Phillips’ guitar solo traverses angular Eastern scales that meld with the African-flavored percussion while retaining a foreign dignity. Respectful integration is the key.

Thankfully, it is this idea of peace that illuminates the latter half of the album. If “Song” is the centerpiece of the album, the title track is the capstone—an absolute jazz victory that was undertaken as a rehearsal, and ended up being the final take. Warren Byrd’s form is unmatched as he channels mellifluous piano work from some beautiful otherworld. And David Chevan’s bass solo is the very heart of the album—for in it, the “plea” finally reveals itself not to be one founded in desperation or simplistic idealism, but rather in vulnerability, in the human needs for love, safety, and warmth that bind us into a community.

James Arbys is booking some killer shows.

Here are some upcoming show flyers. The May 6th show in particular looks incredible; The Red Chord, Doomriders, and Ed Gein are all amazing.

Shroud of Turin posts new song

Peep it at: http://www.myspace.com/shroudofturin

100 Pageviews in 3 Days!

HOLY SHIT!

Now if only more of you assholes would post comments! What are ya, mute?

Full Text of my Interview with Cipher!


Now HERE'S the crazy shit! This is why it's nice to have a blog.

I had my interview with Cipher published in the spring issue of Clamor Magazine. (They're an awesome publication that will appeal to progressives, punks, DIY kids, and anyone who's generally into indie culture/politics.) Cipher is an excellent hardcore band from Long Island who set amazing sociopolitical lyrics to VERY heavy, danceable music.

Here, for your reading pleasure, is the full text of the interview on which my article was based. I've made minor readability edits to some of the band members' typos, but for the most part left their words intact. Enjoy!



DB: I read on your website something about the hardcore scene losing touch with its roots. What do you see as the biggest problems facing the scene today?

Moe: It’s a frustrating and complex phenomenon. As things get bigger - meaning more people buy Hardcore records and there’s more money in Hardcore - more and more people that simply want to profit off the culture and community get involved in it.

Money is not bad. There’s nothing wrong with bands being able to eat on the road or pay their rent off of their music.. That’s a beautiful thing. What’s really wrong is marketing people, executives, PR folks, and others that never went to a show dictating how our culture and community will be depicted and how our stories are going to be told. So now people think that they can buy a few records and wear some clothes and be part of some “underground scene.” In fact, the superficial elements, the fashion, the romance, and the glamour have taken such a front seat, it’s like the music is simply a vehicle for everything else. And people forget that punk and hardcore is rebel music. There’s very little dissent or critique on these records nowadays. People are too busy trying to convince themselves they’re living in a Def Leppard video. It’s amazingly cheesy and trite, yet it sells and it’s surprisingly popular.

It’s American excess with no critique, no challenging commentary, nothing.

Danny: To me the biggest problem facing the scene is the corporate influence. A hardcore show to kids today is nothing more than a concert event. The scene lacks the community of yesteryear. Generally, kids aren’t giving back to the scene, all they do is take and that’s what the corporate world looks for. A lot of bands that get lumped into the hardcore genre, incorporate a modern hardcore musical framework but they lack the integrity, sense of community, and ethic that is hardcore to me and our fellow scene veterans. Hardcore is now more accessible, which isn’t a bad thing for people like our selves who want our music and message to spread. It’s just a different time now. To illustrate, compare your reaction to seeing a kid in with a Bane shirt five years ago, to your current reaction stemming from seeing a bunch of 12 year olds in Comeback Kid shirts. Seeing someone wearing a hardcore or punk T-shirt is no longer a indicator that this person is part of any community.

Another problem facing the scene from a musical standpoint is that there are new bands coming out whose influences are current mediocre metal-core bands. What good is going to come out of that?


DB: To get a bit more specific on that last question: I know you guys participated in the filming of the documentary AfroPunk. I still haven't seen it, but I checked out the website. It looks awesome! Before I saw the website, I would be hard-pressed to name many black hardcore/punk musicians—all I really personally knew of was Howard from Blood Has Been Shed, Carley Coma, and (the obvious) Bad Brains. I could probably brainstorm up a couple of other minority punks—a few Asian dudes come to mind—but it's still obvious just by the lack of representation that there's racism in the scene. And of course there's always been the dark underside of punk, which is the white power movement.

Have you guys encountered racism in the scene? And not just the overt kinds (like neo-nazis). Have you ever had any bad run-ins with punks and hardcore kids who wanted to think they were open-minded, but were actually doing/saying something racist? Do you think the legacy of the original nazi punks has stuck around even though a lot of crews (in the early days) and Anti-Racist Action groups (more recently) have tried to isolate them and push them out? If possible I really want all the members of the band to take a stab at this one.

Moe: Just the other day at a show in Syracuse some kid confronted me and said, “dude, you look exactly like Darryl from the Bad Brains.” I thought that was the funniest thing ever. Funny in an unsetting way, of course. This kid was trying to compliment me and all he could say is “you look like another black dude with dreads.” I look nothing like Darryl Jennifer, or the dude from Stuck Mojo or the dude form Sevendust, or Howard Jones, and we sound absolutely nothing like any of those bands yet we always get comparisons. That type of not-quite-overt racism is stuff we need to deal with everyday. I mean, we actually have a few reviews that start off, “yo, fans of Stuck Mojo...” are you kidding me? Stuck Mojo? Have you listened to Stuck Mojo before? Me neither?!? So to say we sound like or were influenced by them is laughable!! Or “Sevendust fans should steer away.” Hell yeah Sevendust fans should steer away from us! We sound nothing like them.

As soon as they see that there are black folks in the band they immediately assume, “oh rap-rock, or rapcore.” We’re thinking, “have they listened to our record?” Listen to a Sick of It All record. Is that rapcore? A lot of the Hardcore of the late eighties and early nineties from New York had a staccato vocal delivery. Sure we’re influenced by Hip-Hop and other musical forms but a lot of people make unfair comparisons that we feel have more to do with race than anything else. Limp Bizkit is rapcore.

I could go on and on. I think every day we encounter some form of it. Or these “tough guy” idiots who refer to themselves as ”nigga.” It’s like the most insane thing to hear a white kid actually refer to himself like that. It’s tiring calling these kids out. Every single one, every time they say something? After a while I think, “you know, it’s not my job to play racism police to white kids in the hardcore scene.” It’s a tiring and unrewarding profession.

These kids don’t feel comfortable in living out their own identity and culture so they appropriate other cultures in a really superficial way. They think black culture is what they see on TV and they liken that with being tough, so they emulate that. Most of these kids are from the suburbs and any brush with that life is something they elect to experience. It’s like a little adventure for them. It’s a topic I could go on and on and on about. I haven’t even touched the surface.

I could really critique your question. I mean, there’s actually not a whole lot of black folks in punk and hardcore but our contributions are huge. We’re usually doing pretty visible/meaningful things in the scene: putting on shows, in bands, etc. But we’re invisible so a lot of people conveniently forget these contributions. The Afropunk message board has a running list of hardcore bands with black members in them. It’s pretty long!!

It’s funny to say buy often times, people don’t even realize certain people are black, like the bassist of Fall Out Boy. I bet most people think he’s just kinda tan or something. So the fact that we’re being rendered invisible is not surprising. America has a rich history of rendering people of color invisible.

Racism at its worst is insidious and subtle. It shows itself through people you know and like, people you live with or even date, your co-workers, your friends. It’s in us all. White supremacy permeates this society, plain and simple.

You hardly see flagrant Nazi-style racism. What’s more ubiquitous is the racism that plays itself out without stating itself. It’s the type of racism that white people can deny and claim is paranoia, but it’s real and more pervasive and more troubling than some drunk Nazi dude spewing racial epithets.

Mark: Well, I don’t know about the other guys in the band, but I myself have encountered some racism in the scene. I was about to walk into a venue to hand out samplers when a group of white hard-core kids (who happened to not notice me) made a harsh racist comment towards a black man having some difficulty getting out of a parking spot. I confronted them and they immediately left before other people realized what they said or reacted against it.

I generally think that hardcore kids aren't as open minded as what they might claim themselves to be. We live in a world in where racism is subtle enough to where people don't realize what they say might be offensive to others. The only way we can ever eradicate this type of racism is by continuing to confront the ones who speak it, live it, and replicate it.

There are groups that still represent nazi-punk beliefs in the present day. Although we might have anti-nazi they persist. The fact that they feel comfortable shows that we live in a culture that continues to create an environment where white supremacist organizations, Nazis, and others feel welcome.


DB: Let's flip it around and take a look at the positive side, too. A lot of hardcore groups like to say they have a positive message or a message of hope but if you look at their lyrics, there's no basis for that claim—they're just as depressed and hopeless as Korn or anybody else. I was psyched to see that there is actually hope and positivity and humanity in your lyrics. What are some of the signs of hope that you have seen recently—in the band, in the scene, on tour, in our nation? What are the things that renew your faith and give you the energy to keep resisting?

Moe: We played Victoria, TX and to see the heart of those kids was amazing. They really loved music and they dedicated their lives to the Hardcore community. A couple that put on our show had a hardcore wedding. Isn’t that amazing? And this community was so genuine. Mostly Mexican kids, all working class. These kids were not caught up on the hype fashion, and crap that’s been attaching itself to hardcore. It’s good to know that scenes like that are still vibrant. We met a lot of bands and a bunch of kids that were tired of the soap-opera-core. And these kids were putting on shows, playing in bands, making zines. The DIY underground is still alive, we saw it on tour.

Globally, we need to be clear and recognize when revolution is taking place right before us. “The revolution” is a concept that is unhealthy to presume will happen in the future. Not only can it be a very real and palpable thing in our lives, it is really happening outside the context of North America.

Look at the Zapatista movement in Mexico and the very real democratic alternatives to capitalism they’re creating, look at what’s going on Argentina with the autonomous movements, Venezuela and the Bolivarian revolution, and even the movements in Brazil. Look what’s happening across the world. The world is shifting from the structural adjustment programs and the globalized capitalism and looking for alternatives. These are exciting times. We should be very hopeful for the future.

DB: A lot of the issues you confront in your lyrics/song explanations require a very specific vocabulary. To me, it makes sense, but that's partly because I studied some of those same issues and learned the same vocabulary in college. Is it ever frustrating to have that kind of limitation placed on you? Obviously you don't have to be college educated to be part of the resistance, but how do you overcome that language obstacle?

Moe: We never talk down to the listener. Yeah, I read a lot and have a certain degree of academic privilege, but we try to make the music accessible while using everything we have within us to present our ideas. Limiting the words I use would be like limiting the notes a instrumentalist could play. It’s stifling.

Our fans read up on the stuff they don’t get and they actually learn through our music. We’ve had countless fans come up to us after a show and say, “yo I didn’t get the lyrics at first but they inspired me to read up on this or pick up that book and now I get it.” If we dumbed everything down we’d impinge upon their opportunities to grow though the work. However, there is a balance. If your work is super inaccessible, nobody’s gunna get it. That’s one of the reasons we write explanations for each song, to give folks a road map to interpret our music. We give people a piece without spoiling the fun of exploring the work and putting things together themselves.

DB: Ok, here's an easy one: What have you guys been rocking out to lately? Are there any new albums on the horizon that you're really excited for?

Moe: I’m look forward to the new Saigon and Black Star records. I’m listening to Marvin Gaye, Between the Buried and Me, and Bad Brains.

Danny: I’m currently really psyched on the new Ion Dissonance record. The new Coheed and Cambria and Meshuggah rock hard as well.

Mark: I am currently listening to Ion Dissonance's new release entitled "Solace" and I can never get enough of Underoath's latest "They're only chasing safety". I don't that I am looking forward to anything besides the new Deftones cd entitled "B Sides and Rarities"...

More Sketchiness From the Sketchballs at The Webster

As Q-Tip put it on The Low End Theory:

"Music Industry Rule number 4080:
RECORD COMPANY PEOPLE ARE SHADYYYYYYY!"

For our purposes, let's include The Webster Theatre in that assessment.

From a recent post by The Sesha Loop on MySpace:

CD Release show POSTPONED!!
Hey everyone,
In light of some new details in regards to our time slot at the Webster Underground, we are postponing the CD release show and cancelling the Webster show on Thursday. We can't in good faith expect our fans to plunk down 10 bucks to see us perform for *20* minutes without even a guaranteed time slot (could be 6:30pm, could be 9pm...). To those of you that purchased tix through us, we'll be happy to refund em for ya. Instead of paying your 10 bucks to the Webster Theatre, use that money to buy our CD instead--we could use the money more than they can!


In case you didn't know, the Webster's policy re: local/opening bands is NOT TO LET YOU KNOW YOUR SET TIME UNTIL YOU ARRIVE ON THE NIGHT OF THE SHOW. This is because they choose your set time based on how many tickets you sold. (More tix sold = later set time.) Not only is this incredibly unprofessional -- how can bands expect fans to show up if they can't give them an approximate showtime? -- but it creates all sorts of ethical problems. I spoke to both The Webster Theatre's owner and the guy who books local bands there. You can read what I discovered here.

You can listen to and buy The Sesha Loop's CD at: http://cdbaby.com/cd/seshaloop

New Pencilgrass Tune!

Shake your ass on over to http://www.myspace.com/pencilgrassmusic

New tunes from Apse

This comes via Apse on MySpace:

We have posted two tracks, entitled Demos - Parts 1 and 2.

They consist of various, spliced-together working/referential recordings the band had originally made for itself, from October 2005 to March, 2006. They include demos that were written and recorded apart from the band - working versions of songs at practices, as well as bits of different live performances. All of the material has been created in preparation for our forthcoming album Spirit - to be released this summer on Spanish label Acuarela Discos. A European tour is to follow in the fall.

Not all of the music presented here, will necessarily appear on Spirit. However, many of the sections are in fact, early/demo/live versions of songs that will indeed appear on the album. We are well into making it - and as always, recording and fully producing it ourselves.

Again, nothing posted here is in its final form - there are no cuts from the album. In 1-2 months, we will be replacing these demos with a pair of tracks that appear on the final release.

Look for Spirit, available in stores, through the internet, and on Itunes this summer.

http://www.myspace.com/apse

Things that make me go apeshit crazy #2501: Racist Double-standards

So, I'm listening to Ghostface Killah's Supreme Clientele, because

  • it's off the hook, and
  • I want to refresh myself on what I like about him in preparation for delving into his newest LP, the critically-acclaimed Fishscale.

And Ghost hits this line in "Mighty Healthy":

"Livin' off land you god damn right I fuck fans king me
Check checkmate props like the micro chip founder
Neck to neck stocks with Bill Gates now."

(The bolding is mine.)

It got me thinking about how the media faults rappers for their promiscuity. Promiscuity is second only to rap violence on the list of "things rappers do that are bad examples for the youth." Question: why is this being painted as a black-only problem? Why don't we fault [white] rock stars for their promiscuity as well? More critically, why is promiscuity so characteristic of musical success in the first place?

It seems rather Puritanical for media pundits to fault ANY musician for their philandering when that same media sensationalizes groupie sex as one of the signs of artistic achievement. It seems equally foolish for musicians to buy into such a worthless standard -- but then, I suppose if you asked most of the "successful" male musicians today why they went into the biz, picking up chicks would rank pretty high on the list of responses.

I fuckin' hate double-standards. Can I get a witness?

Show @ Metropolis Tomorrow (Apr. 21st)

Short. Sweet. Cheap. Come bro down.

These Days Are Ours
Arms And The Man, I Sing
Northend

-April, 21 2006
-Metropolis Records
-537 Main St., Torrington, CT 06790
-Cost: $5.00

Bleach Transfusion

All other bands in the world: you can shut up now. Bleach Transfusion officially has the best name of any band, ever.

Oh, but it doesn't stop there. These demented assholes -- who originally conceived the band as an acoustic grindcore project -- actually are good at titling songs and writing lyrics, too!

Whether they're good at playing them -- well, that's up to you.

They just recorded two new songs:
Industrial Center Of Planet Gabriel XIV
and
Evacuating Carrier Ship 37-B

They sound exactly like you think they do: like the corpulent heavenly bodies of outer space imploding into one cataclysmic, erotic bird's nest of sound.

This may be the most twisted piece of news I've ever announced.

Ok. So you take these two bands. First we've got Welcome. They're like the wonderful people you see on the street every day and you wave to them and chat about small but somewhat meaningful things... AND THEN THEY GO HOME AND UNLEASH THE ROCK MONSTER WITHIN THROUGH A STRANGE MIX OF SYNTHESIZERS AND LIKE 10,000 BONE RATTLING DRUMS. But as soon as they get off stage they're normal again. And they kind of make you want to go, "um, wait a second... weren't you just..." But you know that if you did, you'd totally be the weird one.

And then you take the Smooth Hands. They're what happens when you give computer nerds musical instruments and go, "ok, I want you to talk about your sex life into this microphone." Except the microphone is secretly going to the Pentagon, who are recording everything because they think the Smooth Hands are terrorists. But the more they talk, the more the Pentagon realizes they're not terrorists -- but that they are total fucking lunatics. So they take the sound bites of the Smooth Hands' musical sexual confessions, and start e-mailing them to each other as inter-office jokes.

Ok. So you've got these two bands. What happens if they jam together? Obviously it's got to be the MOST FUCKING DEMENTED AWESOME THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED IN CONNECTICUT.

So, now you totally have to click here.

www.myspace.com/taterno

Porto is kicking ass and taking names at Emergenza!

They've already destroyed two rounds of brutal, limb-mangling competition; now it's time for round three!

Quoth the Porto:

Only ONE of 8 bands moves onto the Regional Finals at Webster Hall! Help us kick some ass!

Knitting Factory 74 Leonard St, NYC / May 6th / 8pm / $12 / All Ages

Getcha tix at:

http://www.portomusic.com/tix_buy.html

d_CYPHERNAUTS got some new tunes up!

Peep the MySpace:

http://www.myspace.com/dcyphernauts

The new ones are "Suffer and Sacrifice" and "Murder Music."

The Nauts have also announced that from now on, they are requiring every song title to have alliteration.

Sweet Ass Video!

Whether you know what hardcore is or not, whether you like it or not, you should check out this video. It's for a local band called Wrenchintheworks. And it's a really good introduction to both the band and hardcore in general.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RMj-79qQ8yk

EDIT: I totally fucking forgot that these guys quote me in the video. It SO looks like I'm patting my own back, which was not my intention at all.

I still get freaked out when I see people quoting me on the internet or in press brochures. Having your words published far and wide is a very weird feeling. (Said Dan to the world on his blog.)

Which probably sounds like I am complaining, but I'm not. Let me try to put it into context: to me, that quote I wrote about them was just part of a column I wrote on a Sunday night or Monday morning. If your job is writing, you generate words in such a volume that it's impossible to get really deeply, emotionally attached to each one. And then all of a sudden you see a particular quote or soundbite come back at you, and it's obviously one that someone felt strongly about, since they're including it in their press kit or whatever. It really kind of shakes you up -- it reminds you that even the lines which, to you, are just typical 9-to-5 sort of lines may have a much deeper resonance with someone else.

Or, as Uncle Ben said: "with great power comes great responsibility."

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De-Mystifying My Job: Or, How To Get A Job Like Mine

This time, I've been silent for a reason! I've been working on this monster -- the first of several Feature articles I hope to post here. I hope you enjoy it.
-db



Have you ever seen Kurt Vonnegut give a talk? At this point, he is so old that he is basically a dying lung that just happens to have a body around it. He spends equal time in his speech talking and coughing. So I recommend that if you haven’t seen him yet, you do soon. Every time Vonnegut speaks, he says that the title of his speech is “How To Get A Job Like Mine.” He then proceeds to talk about whatever the fuck he feels like.

I thought that was pretty fucking rad. So I’m going to take that as my starting point from which to talk about exactly what it is that I do as the columnist for Local Motion and as a freelance music writer. Of course, there will be stops along the way ;)

There’s pretty much a constant flood of music-related e-mails in my Gmail account. It’s pretty intimidating. Between show dates, tour announcements, requests for press or reviews, and my conversations with artists, it is easily the biggest, dirtiest, busiest inbox I’ve ever seen. Reader feedback is few and far between—it comes in spades when I don’t like a band, though. Imagine that.

I spend a good chunk of time every week sorting through this cluster fuck trying to pull out good show dates and plug them into my calendar. I use a Palm Pilot, which is severely dorky, but dude—it works. There came a point where I just couldn’t remember the date and location of every show I wanted to go to—and I was slaughtering a small rainforest with all the post-it notes I was using to fail at keeping track. Anyway, I’m good with gizmos, so it wasn’t much of a stretch to get on board this Palm thing.

Meanwhile, I get a package in the mail once or twice a week from local artists and PR people who have CDs they want me to check out. This is one of the best parts of my job. I get free CDs in the mail!

Of course, there’s a disclaimer: a lot of them suck. I don’t say this to be dismissive or rude, nor do I say it because I’m trying to project some image of myself as a morbidly cynical critic. (See Pitchfork.com if you want kids who are brilliant at that—and I mean “brilliant” as the worst possible diss imaginable.) It’s just that a lot of these CDs seriously fucking suck. There’s no apologizing for them. There’s no “maybe I need to give this time to grow on me.” You listen to twenty seconds and you’re like, “yup. Coaster.”

Which reminds me: I love it when people write letters to the editor where they say something like, “I bet you just listen to the first two tracks of a CD and then dismiss it.” Um, yeah, I totally do! And you’re telling me that’s unprofessional? Dude, shut up. If you’ve ever changed the channel on your television set, or told your friend to switch the radio station because you hate a song, or sold a CD that didn’t turn out to be as good as you thought it would when you first bought it, then you’ve done the same thing. Critics and writers aren’t some zen, holistic people who give every single piece of artwork a full, undivided chance just because (gasp) it’s art. We have lives, too. Sitting through an entire CD when you can tell after the first track that it’s crappy or amateur—I don’t call that professional. I call that a waste of time.

It’s funny: when you’re surrounded by tons and tons of art, it kind of becomes more holy and less holy at the same time. I feel less callous than ever dismissing someone’s “masterpiece” if I don’t think it has artistic/aesthetic merit (although, at the end of the day, it’s still just one guy’s opinion); but at the same time, I get more amped then ever when something really wows me. Before, it would just be a quiet little surprise in my personal world—now, it makes me want to tell the world about it. And I do.

So anyway. Sucky CDs. Some I sell online; some I donate to libraries (like the one in Derby Neck) who maintain collections of local music; some I give to friends; some I put in the “free stuff” box at Metropolis Records. I never throw them out. I may not like them, but someone out there will, so I try to get them closer to that someone.

The weekend eventually comes. Sometime around Thursday afternoon/evening I start trying to nail down just which shows I’m going to attend that weekend. Sometimes it’s obvious—like if there’s a big festival, a CD release, a good artist in a genre I don’t review much, or a venue I’ve just discovered that sounds hot. Other times, I use those resources you see over on the right side of the screen, and between them and my inbox, I can usually scrounge up something interesting :)

I hit the road in my trusty bucket, usually listening to downtempo techno, death metal, local CDs I just got in the mail, or MP3 CDs of stuff I’ve recently downloaded. (I download a lot of music. I’ve got about 40 gigs of music that I like, and another 15 gigs of albums I have yet to listen to thoroughly.)

When I get to the show, I play it by ear. If it’s at some big venue, I do the press thing and get in for free (another huge job perk); if it’s a small show being run by scene kids or the bands themselves, I pay the admission like anyone else. (I mean, it goes straight into the gas tanks of the bands, so it would be pretty rude not to.)

If the band sucks, I usually slink away and find another show to write about. In general I prefer to use my handful of words each week to point people in the direction of good stuff, rather than warn them about bad stuff. If the band is good, I snap a few pictures with my little Cannon PowerShot—it doesn’t have a very impressive zoom, but it gets decent resolution, and, most importantly, it’s TINY and INDESTRUCTABLE.

I get back home, sit down at my desk, offload the pictures onto my computer—and usually fall asleep.

Sometime on Sunday I start “sketching” my column. I write out my strongest impressions of the bands and venues and crowds I saw during the weekend. Sometimes it’s a particular musical moment, like an unexpected twist in the song or a crafty technical flourish. Sometimes it’s noticing who the crowd responds to. Sometimes it’s noticing how the band shapes their sound to fit a given venue. I record brief accounts of these moments, and also jot down words that I feel accurately describe the band’s sound.

At this point I let the writing part sit and stew for a little while. It’s amazing what good ideas one can get in the bathroom :) I also pick out the best pictures of the band, throw them into Photoshop real quick, make minor touch-ups and alterations, track down the names of any band members in the photos, and upload the photos to my editor.

Then comes the tough part. I settle down with a couple beers (if it’s Sunday night) or coffee and a muffin (it it’s Monday morning) and crank out the column. Some weeks it pulls itself together right in front of my eyes, and I have a winner in less than two hours. Most weeks, though, it takes between 3 and 4 hours to write. Finally, I title it (SO HARD to do—dude, a good title is so hard to come by), and ship it off to my editor.

And if the writing process has gone anything like it did this morning, I usually stand up from my keyboard and faceplant into my pillow.

Tuesday Nights, Transformed (New Hartford Open Mics)

Tuesdays.

Suckiest night of the week.

For real! You can't gripe about it being Monday, but the better part of the week is still ahead of you. And if you go out on a Tuesday, you automatically feel like an alcoholic party animal with no sense of duty to society.

Which you basically are anyway, you scumbag. So seeing as there's really no hope for your moral growth and development, why not go out?

If you feel like hip hop,
Filthy Kleen is starting a new open mic at MiBar (1995 Park St.) that will carry on the legacy of their old Tuesday night hip hop open mic at Sully's.

If you feel like rocking out,
Andre Balazs (ringleader of the band of vagrants known as Bipolar Jukebox) is starting a new open mic at Sweet Jane's (88 Pratt St.). He says the audio there is sweeeet. They also plan on incorporating a "featured artist" spot into the set.

With hosts that good, you better believe both of these spots are going to blow up. You read it here first.

And while I'm in a complainy mood,

Can somebody PLEASE explain to me what the deal is with whores in metalcore lyrics? Specifically, why they're in every other verse?

I mean, is it supposed to be some kind of sociopolitical commentary on selling out and whoring yourself for fashion? (Because this got big WAY before MySpace. I mean, even Dillinger Escape Plan was screaming about whores on Calculating Infinity back in '99. And that was before the guys-wearing-girlpants explosion and LONG before those fucking studded punk belts were suddenly around every sorority girl's waist.)

I mean, do these men actually USE whores? Do they KNOW whores (biblically and/or non-biblically)?

Is it some kind of metaphor for postmodern malaise? Because I'll tell ya, bub -- the whores have been around for a lot longer than postmodernism.

Actually, can somebody just explain to me why 98% of metalcore lyrics fucking suck?

It's enough to drive me to listen to Elvis Costello or The Pixies or Tom Waits or some shit.

My TOTALLY INADEQUATE List of Reasons Why I Haven't Updated My Blog In A While

1. Sikth is finally getting a stateside release with their new album -- and the track they're sneak-previewing from "Death of a Dead Day" is fucking SICK.

2. Anime Insider magazine has been giving me tons of assignments! It's a great little rag -- pick it up next time you're in Blockbuster.

3. I found this video for my favorite song by Animosity, and have been watching it over and over and over... San Francisco + grindcore + house party + gold teeth + sociopolitical commentary = LOVE!

4. I finally watched Lords of Dogtown, and holy shit -- I NEED to practice skating more. It wasn't an amazing movie (between Lords and Thirteen, Catherine Hardwicke is proving to have an annoying penchant for imagining California as an all-permissive Fairy Land which she seems to never have had access to. The geography of Lords in particular has the same quasi-pathetic reek as an adult who becomes a teacher at his former high school so he can finally be the "cool guy" there.), but it was pretty good -- especially in the way it portrays the three main friends fighting and splitting up. MASSIVE tension between them as they choose separate paths in life. Plus, skateboarding. I mean, fucking rad, right?

5. Rent Girl by Michelle Tea makes me want to find her and confess my undying love. The girl writes AMAZING sentences. I want to die.

6. World of Warcraft. Yup! Dorky.

7. I've been homebrewing beer. There are five gallons (!!!) of IPA fermenting in my closet right now. How hot is that?!

8. I've been ebaying shit like mad to pay for my huge tax check and recent car tune-up. Make no mistake: freelancing will pay the bills, but it ain't makin' anybody rich.

And oh, I almost forgot:

9. OkCupid -- because, god DAMN. Who do I have to fuck in order to get laid in this awful state?

More updates coming soon. Promise.

(Quasi-)Weekly Mailbag vol. 3: Activate the Activist

WARNING! This is a post-in-progress -- I figured it would be better to put up what I had and add over time.

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This week, I'd like to use a cool e-mail I got from Ron Zabrocki in February as a jumping off point for a larger conversation. Check out Ron's response to my old column on Torrington's growing music scene:

Date: Feb 6, 2006 6:47 AM
Subject: Torrington's Musical Renaissance is greater than you think!!

Hello,
I am responding to Dan Barry's article about the misic scene in Torrington.

I am producer living here for the last 3 years. I am originally from NY and moved hear because of the dying music scene after 9-11. My wife and I had a feeling about Torrington. Never even heard of it before....but the morning we pulled into town..had a feeling this wqas the place...The music scene is passing through my home studio on a nightly basis. there's Shattersphere, a Metal group who I am producing who just caught the attention of a label owned by Sevendust. There's AJ jansen. She's a Country singer who won the a best Modern Country Recording along with myself for the CT chapter of the CMA. There's Jeremy Hopkins. He's an incredible singer sonwriter I am producing. He's opened for Tyler Hilton and is plannimng a tour of his own now as we finish the project. This is just a handful. All play locally and otherwise. The downtown of Torrington is hopefully going to be renovated with the new YOUNG Mayor we have. Chiane's feels like a NY hotspot. Otter's was always cool. The Warner Thater. I could go on about artist's like White Mike, a rapper who is amazing and who's Dad is a Berkely Music Professor. Tylet Thompson, Tony Colucci..the list goes on. I would be happy to talk to you and even get together in my home studio with some of these artist's and myself. there are soo many. It is growing. there is a revolution going on. My wife is a photographer. She has been helping all of these guys with photo shoots for free.

Come on down and let's keep Torrington in print!! There's a big noise about to happen in the music scene and this could be the next Seattle. Thanks for giving it some light...I just want the light to get brighter!!!!!

Peace
Ron Zabrocki


And my response:

Date: Feb 14, 2006 1:47 PM

Hey Ron!

Thanks so much for writing. Diane down at Chiane's has said some really good things about you, so I'm glad to be in touch!

I've lived in the Torrington area since I went to kindergarten. I've seen the town start off so-so, really fall off economically, and then in the past year or so really start to become something culturally. We've still got a ways to go -- like you, I'm crossing my fingers that our new mayor can keep the momentum going -- but when you consider places nearby like Waterbury that have just been stagnating for years, I think any positive momentum is a huge development.

My big hope is that Torrington has a chance to evolve into something along the lines of New Haven -- i.e. a place with a vibrant arts scene that isn't enslaved by cover bands, club music, and shady promoters. There's nothing wrong with party bands in moderation, but right now in Torrington, original artists have the spotlight -- and I want it to stay that way. That's why I'm pushing the downtown venues so hard in my column.

For it to keep happening, the artists have to continue to support one another, creatively and economically. That's why I think it's so important to buy your coffee from Chiane's, your beer from Otter's or Memories, your records from Metropolis... All of these venues support good, original rock, and we need to support them.

Drop me a line -- maybe we can meet up at Chiane's sometime and shoot the shit :)

Thanks again for writing!
-Dan

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Ok. So what's the point of all this?

I probably do not have to describe to you why arts-based professionals struggle on a day-to-day basis to stay financially afloat. We joke about "starving artists" for a reason. The business of live, local, original music is NOT LUCRATIVE, neither for artists nor for venues. Practicing and songwriting are incredibly time-consuming; musical equipment costs assloads of money; and the downtime and $$$ touring acts spend on travel/gas is enormous. Most local musicians I know have a day job as well -- they're basically living double lives. Venue owners, for their part, work their asses off slinging beverages. They mostly rely on beverage sales and cover charges to offset the high cost of hiring a band for the night. It's a rare original band around these parts that can draw head counts large enough and consistent enough for a venue to want to form a long-term relationship with them. Put differently: what venue is going to spend the time and money to "develop" an artist when they can book a well-known party/cover band that is guaranteed to draw hundreds?

Now. You may not envision yourself as an activist -- or maybe you do. Either way, you are a factor -- in fact, you are THE MAJOR factor -- in the dynamic I just described above. And if enough of us start to take that power into our own hands, the CT music scene will transform in an incredible way. What follows is a rough guide on how to make financial choices that will promote and enliven Connecticut's live, original, local music scene.

A HUGE part of being an effective activist (or organizer, or community-builder, or responsible music fan -- whatever you want to call it) is making sure that your money, energy, and resources go to people and groups who support like-minded causes. Every day we make choices about which businesses to support. If we select businesses who support local music, we give the local music community the money it takes to put food on its tables. We also give them the strength and motivation to keep doing what they're doing (i.e. writing songs, booking local acts, or inviting unknowns through the door for open mics). Yes, I know that second part sounds warm and fuzzy. But if someone believes that no one out there gives a fuck about what they're doing, it becomes really difficult to keep sinking time/energy/money into the arts (instead of grinding out a day job that pays). And I think most of us agree that the arts enrich our lives.

The great thing about having a local music community is that Average Joe fans can help out just as much as self-described activists or musicians. All it takes is thoughtful decision-making and a little commitment. Plus, whether you're a musician or not, you can feel good knowing you're a modern-day patron of the arts. You don't have to be a Rockefeller or Medici to make a difference.

But let's not be naive, either. It DOES cost more money to patronize music-friendly businesses. It DOES take more of your time and energy. And it WILL add up. But remember: that's the point. You may have to shell out a couple extra bucks for a record at Metropolis that you can get on sale down at FYE or Best Buy. You may have to drive an extra ten minutes into Simsbury to go to The Maple Tree Cafe for a brew instead of hitting Double Down in Avon. That's a choice you have to make each time -- and sometimes it's tough.

Still, there ain't nothin' stopping you from being a smart shopper at the same time. :) Some cases are a clear win-win proposition. For $3.45 at Chiane's, I get a bigass coffee and a fresh bagel with so much cream cheese it squeezes out the sides. AND my money goes into the cash register of a venue that books kickass musicians week in and week out. The same meal at Dunkin' Donuts costs about the same, and tastes like... every other Dunkin' Donuts bagel 'n coffee combo ever. The money goes to a chain, and if I'm lucky, the server didn't piss in my coffee. Hey, I still go to Dunkin' from time to time, but you better believe I take my money to Chiane's whenever I can.

Enough of my blathering. What follows is a (partial! incomplete! in-progress!) list of establishments that primarily support live, local, original music. If you enjoy that kind of music, then patronize these places as often as you can to show your support for their mission and their musicians!

SIMSBURY
The Maple Tree Cafe (bar/restaurant)
Peaberry's (coffeeshop)

COLLINSVILLE
Crown & Hammer (bar/restaurant)

TORRINGTON
Otter's (bar/restaurant)
Metropolis (record store)
Chiane's (coffeeshop/restaurant)

HARTFORD
Mad Dawg's (bar)
Peter's (bar/restaurant)
Piggy's (bar/restaurant)
Black-Eyed Sally's (bar/restaurant)
La Paloma Sabanera (coffeeshop/restaurant)

DANBURY
Cousin Larry's (bar)

MANCHESTER
The Hungry Tiger (bar/restaurant)
The Main Pub (bar/restaurant)

SOUTHINGTON
Jitter's (coffeeshop)

MORE TO COME!

Download the Smooth Hands album!

How the fuck did I not blog this already?

Download the Smooth Hands' hysterically sexy lo-fi mindfuck "I Love You So Much" here:

http://luzcruz.com/thesmoothhands/TheSmoothHandsILoveYouSoMuch.zip

Updated Links

I've been expanding my links section on the blog sidebar. This is a big pain in the ass, but it's also a major portion of what I want to do with this blog. It's a list of resources for bands, fans, and just regular people who are looking for something to do. (Because we know what life in CT is like... BORING!)

PLEASE contribute any good links you think people should know about... And spread the word about my blog! Stop by for the links as well as the articles.

Born Under Saturn

I just got a big fat package in the mail from the wonderful Robotic Empire records. In it, among other things (GOD I LOVE DEADWATER DROWNING... ahem), was Born Under Saturn's "Reflecting The Beautiful Design."

It is awesome.

This CD only furthers my previous argument that CT-area bands were defining the current metalcore sound back in 2000. It's loaded with the distorted noise that bands like Wrench in the Works and Engineer are still exploring; it's got the blastbeats and punky drums that everyone and your mom is obsessed with. And lyrically, it reminds me of the late great Light is the Language: it looks at society through a series of metaphors about technology, biology, and the intersection between the two.

If you want to listen to samples or order a coppy (hurry -- Robotic Empire has the last copies of the CD, since its original label, Ellington Records, folded!), check these links:

http://myspace.com/bornundersaturn
http://roboticempire.com/record.php?id=286

The Blacklist

The following songs have been BANNED by Local Motion:

Wonderwall
Mustang Sally
Brown-Eyed Girl
Lovin' (Is What I Got)
Livin' On A Prayer
Jenny (867-5309)
Hotel California

This is just a partial list. Readers, submit your blacklisted songs!

The Courant's Film Critic's Secret Life as a Singer/Songwriter!

Now here's some news you don't hear everyday.

Deborah Hornblow, an arts writer probably best known around these parts for her column as the Hartford Courant's film critic, has been working for seven years on a collection of songs. She's finally released them as the CD "The Permanent Thing."

When I asked Deb about the CD and her current leave-of-absence from the Courant, she wrote:

"I'm not pursuing music full-time as much as I'm pursuing writing all the time. The record you have is the result of an attempt I made several years ago to write a novel. I was scribbling and scribbling (and writing page after page of garbage). I'd get frustrated and bang around on the guitar. The"novel" gradually morphed into a cycle of songs."

"The Permanent Thing" is often narrative, literary, and also happens to be really, really good.

Take a look at Deb's website and listen to some samples: http://www.deborahhornblow.com/

(Not So) Weekly Mailbag! Vol. 2: More Covers than Bed Bath and Beyond

You may have noticed by now that my Weekly Mailbag feature is, uh, not very weekly. Fact is, 50% of it is I'm lazy, and 50% of it is that negative reviews are the only things that generate significant amounts of feedback. (And POORLY WRITTEN feedback at that.)

Still, occasionally I get a tidbit worth sharing. Here's part of an interesting exchange I had with Dave, the bassist of a new band called Kadarka Blu.

Dave wrote:

Date: Feb 14, 2006 11:29 PM
Subject: Re: Local band info

Hi there-

I am in a local band called "Kadarka Blu"(http://www.kadarkablu.com/) and we are currently finishing up a demo CD. We will be ready to start playing out within a couple months. My question to you is, even though we're doing a good job of writing/recording some original music, because I am fairly new to this (as is most of our band with the exception of the drummer) I have made it clear that I think we'll NEED to play covers to begin booking gigs. My bandmates are really against this, and honestly I would LOVE to focus on just originals but for now I feel like we need to just get our foot in the door and I am also concerned that there are few clubs in CT that book bands playing mainly originals.

I was wondering if you had any thoughts on this topic, and maybe suggestions of certain clubs, best open mics(we are thinking of trying Sully's this Sunday), etc. Any help would be GREATLY appreciated!

Dave(Bass player)

I responded:

Hi Dave,

Thanks for writing! I'm so psyched that you asked me to weigh in on this.

As you've sensed by now, the bars in the greater Hartford area tend to like their covers. A lot. Too much, actually.

If your aim as a band is to stay financially viable, pay for your equipment, and put some cash in your pockets on the side, then yes,you will need to play covers. The fact is that all the most desirable local rock venues (The Hungry Tiger, The Red Door, All-Stars, Bourbon St., etc.) have cover bands regularly-to-exclusively. Even Sully's, who is probably the most supportive venue of original music in the Hartford area, has a fair percentage of cover bands.

What a lot of bands overlook -- and it's really unfortunate -- is the vast number of venues towards the south of the state that push original rock really hard. As you get closer to New Haven, bars get friendlier and friendlier towards originals, until -- poof! -- you're at someplace like Cafe 9 or Rudy's that brings in asskicking original rock pretty much every night of the week. It *is* possible in CT -- or anywhere, for that matter -- it's just that Hartford chooses not to do it. (More on that in a minute.) If you guys are willing to drive, I cannot urge you strongly enough to get in touch with the New Haven area bars and build a fanbase down there. If you get your foot in the door in that area, you'll be able to make money AND keep your original-rock integrity intact -- which, to me, is like having your cake and eating it, too :)

If you want to get a feel for how Hartford-area bands confront the cover vs. originals problem, you should all come out to the Snow Slam in Hartford on the 23rd. I don't say that to plug my own event ... There are a few bands playing that you should keep your eyes on. Magnesium Jake and Kaya will probably play a mix of covers and originals -- Tenet and Pushboxx may do some originals, too. The Snow Slam is our cover band event; in the summertime, the Band Slam is much more focused on originals, and will give you a better feel for bands who are set up similarly to yours.

If you've been following my column, then you probably know some of my main problems with the whole cover band scene around here. Most bands play 90% covers and then throw in an original to comfort their guilty conscience. With so many bands doing that, newcomers like you guys get screwed because you have to figure out to what degree you want tofollow the trend.

So, that's problem #1: bands are too eager to cave to the covers trend. (Problem #1.5 is that a lot of the songs they coverssssssssuck.) Problem #2 is that local bar/club owners are too restrictive; they mostly want cover-heavy bands. Problem #3, and this is the super-difficult one, is that you have dudes like Mark Tannenbaum, who basically books and promotes every single popular cover band and every single popular bar. At some point most successful bands around here have to make a decision as to whether to work with him or not. It's ultimately your choice. He can get you gigs at the best venues, which will get you a big fanbase and move tons of merch. But then, there's that whole, you know, selling your soul thing. Look at http://tannentunes.com/ to get a feel for what's going on behind the scenes here in CT.

SO that's the long answer. It *is* possible to make it as an all-originals band -- but not recommended in the Central/North part of the state. Down South = much easier and much more fun. (Hey, if I live up by Torrington, and *I* drive down there to review shows, they must have somethin' good.)

As for good venues -- check out the link to my blog at the end of the e-mail. There's a list on the side of the blog that has links to all my favorite venues. No crap allowed on that list! :) So that may be a good starting point.

I wish you guys luck, and definitely send me a demo when you're done with it -- I'm excited to hear it.

Take care, and thanks again for writing,
Dan

March 12th Concert

Club Hipnotic has opened in the space of the old El 'N Gee club -- and MUCH to their credit, they've continued the prior venue's tradition of being one of CT's outstanding punk/hardcore/metal clubs. Here's a bill for one of their upcoming shows.

Winsted's CAFE 64 has an open mic!

I'd tell you about it myself, but local music junkie Ed Hoyer wrote in with the following scoop:

Jeff, the owner of Cafe 64, gave the green light to advertising the heck out of the open mike. Here's the details.

Cafe 64, 64 Main Street, Winsted CT
860-738-9952
Wednesdays 7:30pm - 10:30pm

Reuben James is the host. Sign up sheet at the open mike. All ages. No cover.

This is a small restaurant. One corner of the front room is used as theperformance space. It fits solo performers or duos. Tight fit for trios.Acoustic music preferred, electric okay if you watch your volume.

Small four channel PA, with two 10 inch speakers, instrument cables andtwo microphones with stands provided.

Crowd noise varies. Sometimes, it's quiet, sometimes, people are talking in competition with you. This is a small space, and you are very close to the audience.

Last Wednesday, both rooms were filled. People were sitting on the floor.

Regular performers:
Reuben James
Crystal
Jesse Meade
Andrew Jamieson
Paper Street
The Space People
Jesse H. and Nioxin
Joe Hoover
GrimFacts Ed Hoyer
MANHOLE

Other people who have stopped by in the past few months:
Krizta Moon
Joe Carniglia (hosts the open mike at LaSalle's in Collinsville onFridays, 6pm-9pm)
Rob
Cheap Antiques
Matt
C-Side Alley (They appear occasionally at The Peanut Cupboard open mike in Plymouth on Saturdays)
Brenden Donahue (Downtown Cafe Bristol on Thursdays)
Tom (Lead singer of Federal Hill, a bluegrass band)
The Sawtelles (They stopped by once in October)

March Music at Chiane's

Here is the latest update on the Friday night music series at Chiane's:

March 3 Tracy Walton (Member of the Black Lab Project)
March 10 Crystal
March 17 TBA (either Tom Hansom (Blue Grass) or Dave Richardson (Irish Folk & Ballads))
March 24 TBA (the other of Dave Richardson or Tom Hansom)
March 31 Seaside Alley

All music starts at 8. BYOB and a few bucks for the artists.

Crystal is damn good -- catch my review of her in Local Motion here.

Upcoming On Paths of Torment/Necrosis Show

Oh yeah -- the High School.

INCREDIBLE Looking Hip-Hop Fest in April

Looks so awesome I'm gonna do an article about it!
Keep your eyes on the Advocate as the date draws near...

Damn! Has it really been a week?

Dude! Sorry about the recent lack of activity over here at Local Commotion. You'll have to forgive me -- it's because this past week was my birthday, and, well, I really hooped it up. :)

Of course, there's tons of news that needs posting, but for now, allow me to toot my own horn over the fact that I just had my first band interview published in Clamor Magazine. It's with the Long Island-based hardcore band Cipher, and the folks at Clamor did a wonderful job with the layout. I'm so psyched!



Kid Ginseng

Fans of electroclash, breakcore, and other punk electronics will want to check out Kid Ginseng. His shit is pretty ill. Reminds me of Drop The Lime.

Quoth the Ginseng:


"Blesse" CD released. YES you can get it in america!
KID GINSENG “BLESSE EP” OUT NOW ON LA LA LAND [RECORDS]
Check it out!
BUY CD NOW!
Listen to tracks on my
profile!

Metus Remedy

In a recent post on MySpace, Metus Remedy writes:

We are finally going into the studio tomorrow.
Recording a 3 track Demo.


1. Symbiosis
2. Dysphoria
3. Remedy of the Fallen

Some recordings will be up on the myspace tomorrow night.
~Dave.


Sounds pretty good! Local Motion will be keeping track of these boys.

Want a mix CD?

I have plenty of news to report, but I thought I would take a break to let you know I have made a baddddaasssss mix CD.

Want one? Take a blank CD (or your own mix -- even better!) and a stamp or two for postage, and send them to me care of The Advocate. Make sure to include a name and address so I know who to mail it to.

Dan Barry - Local Motion
c/o The Hartford Advocate
121 Wawarme Ave. 1st Floor
Hartford, CT
06114

Who's on this mix, you ask? Well, mostly national artists (although one local ex-group, First Aid Kit, does a wicked job of opening the disc, and there's a good Randy Collins track). The heaviest artists on here are Tool and Propagandhi; there's some old-school 40's jazz courtesy Gene Krupa and his orchestra, some proto-emo from Sunny Day Real Estate, and some current indie-alterna-pop from Rilo Kiley. Also, post-jazz from Tortoise, and just for good measure, some Japanese alterna-metal from the kings of the Visual Kei scene, Dir en Grey. There's a bunch more artists -- 16 tracks total -- but what fun would it be if I spoiled it all?

Get mailin' kiddies!

New Sling Slang Signings

From local asskickingly-good indie DIY label Sling Slang records' homepage:

Sling Slang will soon be adding Lost in Ashford, Final Fall and Moon Halo, Omega Vague, Dharma Brown and Lisa Lawrence to the Label. More info. to follow.

I reviewed Final Fall a while ago -- they were a two-piece alterna-folk duo that has since become a three-piece. They're young, but I would keep my eyes on them if I were you. I think they could evolve into something really cool.

And Dharma Brown -- I got a CD from them a while ago and have been trying to track them down live ever since. More great alternative.

The other new additions, I'll have to investigate!


UPDATE 2/20/06: I AM A BIG FAT FUCKING LIAR
I have totally heard Lisa Lawrence before, and she was excellent!
I saw her play at Peaberry's in Simsbury (cool coffeeshop, reminiscent of Javapalooza in Middletown but without the Wesleyan crowd, which is a loss in my opinion). She and Pete Serge threw down pretty awesome sets. All I can say is, now that it finally clicked, I'm glad to see her on Sling Slang!

Some electronic/dance recommendations

Local DJ/promoter/all-around awesome electronic music guy Anton Banks writes:

If you've ever heard of Prototype 909, Dietrich Schoenemann, who now runs several record labels and has started a couple of other projects, will be spinning at Zen Bar this Wednesday (the 15th) night. He played a great set last time he was there. Very nice guy too.

On a different note, have you ever heard of Jeff Mills? If not, he's techno producer from Detroit. His music has always been abstract, yet generally danceable stuff. He recently made a recording of his music live with the Montpellier Orchestra (France). If you're a Mills fan then this will be a
real treat for you. It's quite good. http://www.uncivilizedworld.com/blue_potential_en.php3#.

There's a 35 min sample on this website. http://www.lesinrocks.com/DetailArt...m?iditem=183342 The article is in French but just click the "AUDIO/VIDÉO" section. The link is in blue in the center of the page.

Looks like I got to BAR just in time.

...because apparently they had a bigass fire there! Which blows, because that place was beautiful. They had all these pretty candles...

Walt from Brass City Records writes:

Dan, got this from Rick at Bar in New Haven

"Hello-
As you may have already heard, BAR nightclub suffered some damage last week from a fire while the building was being re-roofed. Thankfully, no one was hurt. While the restaurant will be up and running before you know it, our Sunday night concert series is on hiatus until we can replace the sound equipment and repair the building. In other words, we're just taking some time to bring things back up to speed and make the night even better than before. Unfortunately that means cancelling some amazing shows that we've worked hard to get:

All shows at BAR have been cancelled until Sunday March 26th.

Again, the pizza restaurant will be operating much sooner than that, but we've got some work to do before we're ready for our Sunday concert series to be up and running. Obviously all Shaki Presents shows that are NOT scheduled at BAR are still on. And no, we were not able to put any of those cancelled shows in other venues (yes, we tried, but it just can't happen).

There will be more news, soon enough, but that is the short of it.
Thanks for your support.
-Rick Omonte
Shaki Presents
BAR nightclub"

sucks because I had heard that Whitehouse was to play in March...

we will start to do shows again when I can get my stage back...right now it's covered with a TON of punk vinyl...gotta get rid of some of it to make room again...


You heard the man -- go buy punk vinyl!

Weekly Mailbag! Vol. 1: Margo A-Go-Go

Welcome to the first edition of Local Commotion's Weekly Mailbag!

I get a lot of interesting responses to my column, ranging from the hostile to the supportive to the flat-out hysterical.

This past week's column on Margo seems to have raised the hackles of a lot of their fans. And there are a lot of fans.

In case you didn't see the column, you can catch it here. The gist: Margo is an excellent local metalcore band with a cocky frontman. They are one of two bands whose fans are held largely responsible for inciting some pretty serious fights/injuries a few weeks ago in Torrington. I went to the Hamden Elks Lodge last Thursday (Feb. 2nd) to see if they were the provocateurs people said they were.

My problem with Margo is not with their music -- I loved their songs, and I think they make some of the heaviest, most degrading, make-you-feel-dirty-inside metal in CT. My problem isn't even with their fans, per se. My problem is with artists who don't take social responsibility for their work.

Allow me to explain.

Hardcore, punk, and metal are aggressive music, and they attract aggressive fans. For the vast majority, the music helps them burn off some steam and get rid of some of the anger that troubles them. But there has always been a minority who just use the music to multiply their anger -- they jump in a mosh pit and pick a fight with the first kid who bumps into them. (Here it's important to differentiate between true moshing -- which is an aggressive, non-contact form of dance akin to breakdancing -- and slam dancing, which is the stupid, watered-down, pro-wrestling inspired dance for kids who think they know what moshing is, but don't. In moshing, you may very well catch a stray fist or elbow -- but you're just as likely to get a clap on the back and an apology from the person who did it. In slam dancing, you beat or get beat. In moshing, if you fall, people will immediately stop dancing and help you back on your feet, asking if you're alright. Slam dancing pits are where people get trampled at large-scale, arena-rock venues.)

Aggressive music breeds aggressive dance forms. Duh. So let's take it as granted that if you come to a hardcore or metal show and you mosh, you stand a small but significant chance of getting accidentally hurt.

The fact remains that your chance of getting hurt is substantially higher (or lower) depending on the band. New Haven's Hatebreed, who over the past few years rose to national prominence, has a reputation for violent, thugged-out mosh pits. If you go to a Hatebreed concert and you clock in at less than 200 lbs., jumping in the pit is about as smart as lighting your arm on fire.

So why is it that, within the same genre of music, you can dance safely to some bands, and have to fear for your safety with others? As with anything, it's a combination of factors. Some frontmen, like Hatebreed's Jamey Jasta, actually demand their audience to spill blood. Still others (lest we make the scene sound like a complete bloodbath) will stop their set at the first sign of a disturbance, ostracize the violent kids, and even run them out of the venue. Other factors include the sound and attitude of the band, the fans who associate themselves with the band, the location of the show, and the attitude of the locals towards the band/show/fans, to name a few. Hardcore fans who start beef in the mosh pit often take the concept of loyalty to particular bands/geographical areas a little too far: they claim to "rep 203," or claim membership in the "Buried Beneath The Ashes of November Mosh Crew," or they "represent Waste Haven/Wallyworld/T-Town/[insert witty nickname for town here]."

(Hmm. Wait. "Represent"? Isn't that rap slang? And doesn't "represent" also carry a secondary meaning of representing a particular gang? And you mean entire *crews* of these dudes will take over a mosh pit during a given band's set, and clock non-crew-members in the face with fists and folding chairs? Yes, Virginia, let's call a spade a spade: hardcore and metal, like rap, serve as crystallizing points around which young, angry, security-seeking, emotionally- and/or economically-deprived kids form gangs. Gangs. There, I said it. They're no Bloods/Crips/Los Solidos/Latin Kings, for sure. They're not selling drugs or murdering. But they ain't playin' patty cake, neither.)

What's clear is this: Margo and Deadgirlsdiary, both of whom gig in the south of the state and have large fanbases there, came up north to Torrington. So did a bunch of their fans. Fights broke out during their part of the evening. Some poor dude left in a neck brace and an ambulance. Cops came and pulled the plug.

The next week, when I saw Margo, lead singer Dave Avery was making fun of Torrington and those events mid-song.

In my column, I compare Avery to Eminem. Like Eminem, Avery is a talented young artist who, to some degree, divorces himself from the traditional styles, images, and mannerisms associated with his music's culture. Like Eminem, Avery also disavows any responsibility for what fans do during his set. It's an attitude most of his band seems to share. In an unsigned message to me on MySpace, Margo wrote "if we were at torrington to be security we would have done something." Which, to me, reeks of "I was just following orders"-style complicity. Margo may not have been brought onto the bill to stop fights -- but they certainly weren't brought on board to start them, either.

The online response to the column has been pretty astonishing. Margo scanned and posted the column on their MySpace, and within 24 hours there were pages upon pages of replies. If you're a member of MySpace, click on this link and log on to see Margo's fans' responses.

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=6433855&imageID=487995985&Mytoken=CA2AC357-BB45-89C9-386557B86ABBAF4421916673

(Bonus points if you can find me among the snide commentors .)

If you're not a member of MySpace, you probably have good reasons to stay away. So I'm reprinting some of the more interesting responses to my column:

Jimmy Two-Step

February 8, 2006 9:22 PM
Eminem= Dave avery? This guy is trying too hard to make this more than it is.

p.s FUCK TORRINGTON

For someone who doesn't think Margo played a very big role in the recent mosh pit fights, Jimmy Two-Step sure seems to have a vendetta against Torrington.

!!i am up to my neck in glitter and vodka!!

February 8, 2006 8:29 PM
hahah thats funny.

you guys should be dicks and make a big deal about it and demand an apology and a retraction or some shit.

Glitter/Vodka's killer hangover prevented him from attending the class where they taught big ten-dollar words like "slander" and "libel." Otherwise he would know my column is hardly out-of-line enough to be grounds for an official apology. It's ok, GlitVod -- for my next column, I'm going to print offensive cartoons about the prophet Mohammed. The column will be titled "Fun With Retractions" -- keep your eyes peeled.

WHMC Joe

February 9, 2006 11:39 AM
Yeah since dave doesnt wear shitty clothes hes an outcast right. Dan Barry is a clown. Violence is everywhere and since not everyone can be calm and obviously one person out of a room of 200+ is gonna have an attitude about something. Let Dan Barry keep mocking good bands and fuck himself in the ass with his type writer.

Mmm. Deep. "Violence is everywhere." Yes, WHMC Joe, you're right: neck-breaking mosh injuries are just a fact of life, and as such, we shouldn't worry our little heads about them. That one loose cannon out of 200 is going to do what he's going to do, regardless of any outside provocation. And, adding insult to Joe's injury, my typewriter broke this week, forcing me to write my column on a personal computer.

In what is perhaps the most fitting end of all time, Margo wrote me a follow-up message in which they, once again, poetically divorce themselves of any responsibility for their fans' actions. "Just so you know we didnt ask anyone to write any of those comments," they wrote. "Those our our fans."

Indeed, they are.

Red Tide, We Barely Knew Ya

Alex Khan, bassist for Margo (who I review in this week's upcoming column), just lent me a CD by a former CT band called Red Tide.

I'm completely astounded. This recording, "Type II," is from 2000, and yet it's filled with techniques that are only recently being popularized in metalcore. These guys were using blastbeats long before The Red Chord and Between the Buried and Me popularized the crossover of deathgrind into metalcore. And they were incorporating bizarre elements like Latin polyrhythms into their songs -- something perhaps only Flo Mournier of Cryptopsy can lay contemporaneous claim to.

Drummer Justin Foley's jazz-inspired drumming has since led him to greener pastures, which rules. After the breakup of Red Tide (which I think occurred in 2000 or 2001), he joined Blood Has Been Shed, whose 2003 album "Spirals" is, in my not very humble opinion, a metal masterpiece. "Spirals" is a challenging and rewarding listen, and I'm thrilled to see that Foley's complex ideas have roots in Red Tide's fertile, more jazz-friendly compositions. (Most people probably know Foley as the drummer for titans Killswitch Engage. He and BHBS vocalist Howard Jones transplanted to KsE after the departure of their original drummer and their vocalist Jesse Leach. While KsE obviously consumes the majority of their time, there is no official word of a BHBS breakup, and I'm quietly hoping for new material -- or at least an announcement of new material -- sometime this year.)

I'm beginning to think that, between Red Tide and Biartz, CT may have had an all-too-brief (and altogether undocumented) moment where it was on the bleeding edge of the jazz-metal-hardcore fusion.

If anyone has more information about Red Tide, or is in touch with former members, let me know -- I'd love to hear more.

Resources:
http://www.bnrmetal.com/groups/reti.htm
Review of "Type II"
http://www.defenestratedzine.com/Reviews/Discs/RedTide-TypeII.html
Review of
http://www.defenestratedzine.com/Reviews/Discs/RedTide-CosmicConsciousness.html
Interview
http://www.defenestratedzine.com/Interviews/Pages/RedTideInterview.html

How You Know You're Moving in the Right Direction

This afternoon, Local Commotion's comment cherry was popped by none other than Johnny Cakes -- the Sugarfist singer/percussionist who wears a blood-stained lab coat labeled "Gynecologist" on stage.

Perfect! Thank you, Johnny! I was afraid I would be a virgin forever.

Homegrown: The Local Music Radio Show

Robert DeRosa, of ThinManMusic fame (the CT label that releases CDs by excellent artists like The Sawtelles and Frank Critelli), also has a radio show! It's called Homegrown (nyuk nyuk), and it focuses on local musicians.

Homegrown broadcases on WESU 88.1 FM from 5 - 6 p.m. every Thursday. If you're out of range, you can tune into the webcast (god, I love the internet) at:

http://www.wesufm.org/

Porto: How and Why They Rock My World

Here is the weblink for Porto, who I reviewed/enjoyed in this past week's column. Might I add that I had an awesome discussion about music with their guitarist Justin; and that their bassist, despite his metal looks, is the nicest dude in the world?

http://www.portomusic.com/v1.1/

Also, here is a video (pardon the shitty sound -- Best Buy is working on fixing that as we speak) of Porto totally rocking out the last portion of the last song of their set. Note that they rocked so hard that something in Stacey's mic actually broke!

Here's the Rapidshare link (you have to jump through a hoop or two, but hey, it's free hosting):

http://rapidshare.de/files/12588548/MVI_6306.AVI.html

everyone in belle and sebastian is ugly.

research the validity of this claim if you dare.

conclusions to be drawn:

1. maybe this is why they suck.
2. this must be why they put pictures of other, prettier people on their album covers.

Read about The Smooth Hands, and understand why I love them.

Tragedy struck this week in dusky woods of Bridgeport, Connecticut. The beautiful bodies of Adam and Luke, members of the popular teen music duo The Smooth Hands, were found by authorities after receiving a phone call from an undisclosed source. Forensic expert Rodney DunMorogh explains how the untimely deaths of these obscenely talented individuals took place:

"It seems that The Smooth Hands were out on their daily jaunt to gather berries" explains DunMorogh, "While distracted by Adam's provocative charm and riotous wit, Luke found his powerful legs snared in a rusty bear trap. Adam frantically tried to free Luke from the devil's jaws, but to no avail. Dizzy from exhaustion, Adam inadvertently sat on a bee hive, angering the one hundred thousand bees that were inside. He did not last long against the black and yellow demons. Luke, however, was still alive and in quite a good mood considering the circumstances. The evening drew nigh, the temperature was declining quickly. Desperate to stay alive in the bitter winter cold, Luke did the only thing he could do; he cut Adam open and slept inside of him. Unbeknownst to Luke, the bees had laid their bee eggs inside of Adam. Luke's manly musk catalyzed the hatching of the bee eggs. The irate bee babies then took Luke's precious lil life."

The Smooth Hands were scheduled to play The Acoustic Cafe on Friday February 3, 2006. They have never broken a promise, so please join them for this performance before their glorious souls are brought to heaven in a crystal carriage.

Join The Smooth Hands and friends at the Acoustic Cafe (2926 Fairfield Avenue - Bridgeport, CT - 06605) on Friday February 3, 2006 for The Smooth Hands' Happy and Healthy MP3 Release Party! Joining them in this celebration will be their bffs Stiz and Federal Bison. The party will commence at 9pm, finishing up around 1:30am. It will cost cost 5 dollars to get in the golden gates, but its well worth it, because there will be an unbeliveably high fun to dollar ratio. Below is some sugary sweet info on each of the acts performing. You'll never forget this party, it'll be like a silver dolphin swimming in your mind.

The Bands:

THE SMOOTH HANDS - The Smooth Hands tenderly record 1 minute love songs, on windows sound recorder, in one take, through a beautiful generic computer mic. Dan Barry of the Hartford Advocate says: "Singer/guitarists Adam and Luke unleashed an arsenal of twisted love songs that were half comedy act and half serious. The shit is bananas. Every song is exactly one minute long -- namely because that's how much time you have to record audio in the generic Windows Sound Recorder, The Smooth Hands' audio tool of choice." Oh my god he is so nice!

http://www.luzcruz.com/thesmoothhands
http://www.myspace.com/thesmoothhands

STIZ - Stiz is a comedian. His jokes have been described as intellectal comedy, a man that keeps you thinking and on your feet. So if you don't laugh at Stiz' jokes then you are just plain dumb. Comedians like Stiz are rare: only one in five laugh at their own jokes, one in ten wear glasses, one in twenty graduated from college, and very few earn a masters degree to fall back on in case he wasn't funny enough.

http://www.stizcomedy.com/

FEDERAL BISON - Federal Bison's goal is to write rock n roll music that is relevant to modern times, while incorporating classic elements. Their music reflects their live performance; high energy, no gimmick rock n' roll. They will be playing an acoustic set at the Acoustic Cafe on February 3rd.

http://www.federalbison.com
http://www.myspace.com/federalbison

We strongly urge you to come and join the celebration! Don't be a shy little seashell!

EDM Radio Show -- With a Webcast!

James Fusion spins an EDM radio show on Weslyan's WESU station. Check out his website for links and MP3s of prior broadcasts!

http://www.jamesfusion.com/

Fusion Radio airs every Wednesday night from 6:30 pm to 8:00 pm EST on 88.1FM WESU. If you're out of range, you can catch a webcast at: www.wesufm.org

Here's last week's playlist:

1. MARCO BAILEY / START SESSION / PORNOGRAPHIC 2. STEPHANE SIGNORE / ANOTHER LIFE / PLANET RHYTHM 3. JIM FISH / FLAWED SURFACE / HUMANOID 4. MVP / BIG / GOODFELLAS 5. RODELL & FISH / TURN OF THE BUBBLE / DRUMWORKS 6. PREACH / PHO BANG / PATTERNS 7. PREACH & OLIVER GIACOMOTTO / CLEARLY H2O / PATTERNS 8. PREACH / TIMEPORT / RELIC 9. PREACH & OLIVER GIACOMOTTO / GOLDFISH / PATTERNS 10. LUKAS & MARTYN HARE / SIMPLY ROUGH / TREMORS 11. HERTZ & ROWDY SPARKS / HERTZDISASTER / BEAT DISASTER 12. MISJAH / AFFLICTION / MANKIND 13. JIM FISH / STATE OF MIND / HUMANOID 14. REDHEAD / FLY CARGO / PORNOGRAPHIC 15. BANDO / ELEMENTAL DRUMS / PORNOGRAPHIC 16. TOM HADES / CYCLOTRON / PORNOGRAPHIC 17. MARY-TEX / SCHLAUF / PORNOGRAPHIC 18. MARCO BAILEY / POLE POSITION / PORNOGRAPHIC 19. MARCO BAILEY / TWEEKIN / PORNOGRAPHIC 20. OLIVER KLITZING / BE SATISFIED / HEADLINE 21. POUNDING GROOVES / 26 (MARK BROOM RMX) / PG REMIX

Chiane's February Schedule

Chiane's (across from the Warner Theatre, Main St., Torrington) just sent me their February lineup:

Feb. 3 Jeremy Hopkins with special guest Ron Zabrocki (Pop)
Jeremy is making a CD with Ron Zabrocki who was back up guitarist for many famous musicians. You might want to stop by.
Feb 10 Sweetheart Mountain w/ Sean & Arlene (Blue Grass)
Feb. 17 Jesse Meade (R & B, Blues)
Feb. 24 Rob Aldridge

Music is 8 - 10 B.Y.O.B

Every Thursday is Open Mic Nite

EDITED: At least bad news occasionally has a good bearer.

UPDATE 2/2/06: Brass City is happily NOT closed! Apologies for any confusion. Walt just wrote me to say:

over the holidays we did 3-4 shows...just got in a massive collection of 70's-mid 80's punk vinyl and everything seems to be going well... we did a really great Bludrum show for new years....had one of my xylophones set up. sounded like Capt.. beefheart.

Well, rock on!

Krizta Moon wrote this to me at the beginning of December:

Unfortunately, Brass city went under and closed about a week ago. I can't believe it! I've been going there since I was 14.

Brass City has long been one of the most unique record stores/performance spaces that CT had to offer. It's a huge loss -- especially to the avant-garde music fans who would shop there, not to mention the DIY-kids whose first shows at Brass City taught them how to organize a musical event, use a PA, and not trip over their own wires.

I know Walt, the owner, was having trouble with zoning (he told me the city wanted to demolish his building to put in a new "Transportation Center" that, in our minds at least, seemed better off closer to the current train station). Has anyone spoken to him since/about the closing?